Good Wedding Speeches. Period.
No AI. Just toasts.
$250
A short homage to your friend or loved one. Classy and pitch-perfect. About 400 words, or around three to four minutes.
A Short Toast
$500
A tribute to a good friend, brother, sister, son or daughter. This slightly longer speech can be funny or sincere (or both) and will highlight memories and personal details. About 600 - 800 words, usually five minutes or more.
A Memorable Speech
Who’s Writing This?
We are writers and editors for national publications who love weddings. We think weddings are tremendous celebrations of everything that’s good and right in the world. We are also VERY GOOD at wedding toasts — and genuinely enjoy writing them.
We started this service because we take wedding speeches seriously and we think you should too. A toast is a moment the couple will remember forever — it shouldn’t be dashed off and it definitely shouldn’t be written by a computer. That’s why this service may be the most expensive you’ll find online.
During our workdays as editors, we spend our time taking professional prose and making it as clear, concise and beautiful as possible. With this service, we want to let your voice and memories shine through, and make your sentiments and stories as clear — and as warm and as funny — as they can be.
We’d love to give you our resumes, but we’re remaining anonymous because we want to keep our day jobs at these national publications.
We’re excited to work with you to write a really good wedding toast.
How Does This Work?
Interested in working together? Get in touch, and we’ll send you a list of questions about your loved one. Think: Your favorite memories, their favorite sports teams, embarrassing stories.
At that point, if we take the job, we’ll send you a toast. All you have to do is read it.
Ready to Get Started?
Fill out this Google form to give us more information about your speech: https://forms.gle/cLpP7F1ZgJKVp52o6